I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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