ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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