I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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