This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
