Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
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Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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