Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
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Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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