Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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