Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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