Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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