Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
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she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
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Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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