quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
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Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
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The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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