Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
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5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
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is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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