please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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