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(617): View more from Massachusetts

have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?

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(518): View more from New York

goodnight i made you a song goodbye

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(845): View more from New York

Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.

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(916): View more from California

If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.

(320): View more from Minnesota

Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.

(916): View more from California

It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.

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(912): View more from Georgia

I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.

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(813): View more from Florida

God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time

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(435): View more from Utah

I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.

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