Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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