Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
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