it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
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You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
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I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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