So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
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go home
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
being pregnant is like rehab
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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