Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
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I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
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