I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
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I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
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Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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