her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
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You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
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Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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