Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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