Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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