Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
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She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
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I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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