You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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