google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
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at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
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Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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