ya dads aren't the best wingmen
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
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he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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