Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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