There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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