i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
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how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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