she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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