I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
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Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
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