go do what you do best...puke behind churches
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
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i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
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