I'm drive I can fine osifer
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
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at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
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you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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