So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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