All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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