Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
It's just like the Real World with babies
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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