I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
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Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
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side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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