The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
More tranny stories later!
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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