Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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