Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
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This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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