I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
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Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
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I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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