sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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