One girl and one boy is just not enough.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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