This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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