i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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