How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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