I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
