I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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