I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
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So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
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so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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