i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Randomize
