just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
