Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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